Saturday, January 31, 2009

Sometimes hard copy isn't, well, as ENTERTAINING as the online version w/UPDATE

Just check out the COMMENTS thread on this TS article!
☛TS Teenage girls allegedly assault Eureka man
A group of five teenage girls were arrested at a Ferndale residence Thursday night after one of them allegedly stabbed a man in the head and arm.

According to Humboldt County Sheriff's Office spokeswoman Brenda Godsey, at around 10:30 p.m., deputies were called to a residence on the 800 block of Waddington Road, where they found a 20-year-old Eureka man, Juan Pedro Sanchez, who had been stabbed in the top of the head and in the arm with a pocketknife....

Janice Lee Chandler, 18, of McKinleyville, (Fortuna?) was the only adult in the group. She was transported to the Humboldt County jail, where she was booked for allegedly committing assault with a deadly weapon, conspiracy and disorderly conduct. Her bail was set at $50,000 and her arraignment is scheduled Monday.

The remaining teenagers were arrested for alleged assault and battery, conspiracy and disorderly conduct. They remain in custody at the Humboldt County Juvenile Hall, Godsey said....

☛ TS 120 125 138 296 314 373 COMMENTS! and counting... The girls go wild...
☛ TS 2nd Comment thread, a little calmer
☛ Chandler's MySpace http://www.myspace.com/janoaxaca suddenly changed to Private
HCSO Press release

From those comments: banadanadog says
another view wrote:
"...I'm starting to think that the Sub-Standard is letting this circus continue as a means to boost online reading of its daily edition of **** wipe!

Nothing here is making any sense, it is all going around in circles....WOW.. what causes people to run around in circles... Im outta here..."

How can you say that?

This is like hearing a noise outside your house and going out into the street and seeing a parade of cats wearing clown suits juggling dogs who in turn are dressed like Benjamin Franklin.

How could you stop watching?"


☛TS Bail denied for Chandler
Janice Chandler, an 18-year-old woman arrested in Ferndale last week on suspicion of stabbing a man in the head and arm, was denied bail by a Humboldt County Superior Court judge Wednesday afternoon....
☛TS And more comments...

ANOTHER ONE?!?
☛TS Another stabbing -- this one in Fortuna
☛TS Series of pranks may be behind Fortuna stabbing
A series of neighborhood pranks may have been the reason one Fortuna woman allegedly stabbed another woman at least four times Monday, a Fortuna Police Department detective said Thursday.
Brandy Bemis, a 30-year-old woman from Fortuna, was arrested on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon and probation violation Tuesday after a stabbing occurred on the 300 block of North Fortuna Boulevard...

Bemis has been booked into the Humboldt County jail, where she remained Thursday on $50,000 bail.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Disturbing would be a better word.

Anonymous said...

Didn't I read last week how the crime rate was going down? And the politicos taking credit for it?

Murders, shootins, home invasions, stabbings, beatings, and so on. Very progressive.

sohumborn said...

Rose,
Thank you so much! I laughed for about thirty minutes, and I feel much better about my spelling!

Rose said...

Ahh, yes, the spelling and the indignant rage! Against the stunned amazement of the others. A story within a story. :)

Rose said...

This one says it best:
banadanadog says
another view wrote:
"...I'm starting to think that the Sub-Standard is letting this circus continue as a means to boost online reading of its daily edition of **** wipe!

Nothing here is making any sense, it is all going around in circles....WOW.. what causes people to run around in circles... Im outta here..."

How can you say that?

This is like hearing a noise outside your house and going out into the street and seeing a parade of cats wearing clown suits juggling dogs who in turn are dressed like Benjamin Franklin.

How could you stop watching?

Anonymous said...

FOOKIN' HILARIOUS!