Actually, the law allows you to make emergency calls, Rose, presumably to 911 to report an accident (but not to Louie's to order a medium pepperoni and mushroom pizza).
You can hold a cheeseburger up to your face and talk to it. It won't do much good though and it annoys the cheeseburger.
:) LOL, Tom.
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