Thursday, May 13, 2010

OMG.

LSD Tripper Amputates, Flushes Monster-Containing Testicles - Arcata Eye

On April 18, officers responded to a residence to assist the Arcata Mad River Ambulance with a 31-year-old male subject who had just castrated himself. Medical personnel and officers were unable to locate the subject’s testicles. He later told officers that he flushed them down the toilet as he feared they contained “monsters.”

One in a rash of LSD incidents.

From the Mailbox: "These are your testicles. These are your testicles on drugs. Any questions?"

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

that took balls.

Anonymous said...

These are your testicles.

These are your testicles on drugs.

Any questions?

Anonymous said...

legalize drugs ???!?!?!?!?!

On a positive note, this rocket scientist will not be able to reproduce.

Eric V. Kirk said...

Acid doesn't deaden the senses. That had to hurt.

Anonymous said...

"If" it didn't hurt then I'm sure it hurts now. I still don't feel sorry for this idiot.

I'll bet he started out smoking pot.

Eric V. Kirk said...

More likely, cigarettes.

Rose said...

Pretty steep price to pay for stupidity.

Not quite the ultimate price, but damn close. Bet he wishes he had a time machine and could go back and undo that nanosecond of time. He probably ought to be on suicide watch.

Anonymous said...

One wonders why the police department who is sworn to uphold public safety didn't release the information until after they had a few more victims....

Rose said...

Maybe they did, and no one paid attention. Have you even read the comments threads on any reporting about incidents like this? It's all "oh, drugs are good, LSD is nice, why are you picking on these poor people."

Well, it's not so nice, is it?

Anonymous said...

"One wonders why the police department who is sworn to uphold public safety didn't release the information until after they had a few more victims...."

They released it when a pattern developed and it became more than an isolated incident.