Everyone is fucking everyone else or thinking about everybody fucking everybody else? Those are the only two possibilities here?
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...It seems to me that these two cases merely present the informed public with a range of questions that, though unanswerable, help us to understand how city government works. Is everyone in Eureka City Hall doing it up, down and sideways 24 hours a day, in every conceivable combination, as if it were the last days of the Roman Empire? Or does everyone just imagine that everyone except them is getting loads of action, resulting in a funky yellow stew of rage inside Fifth and K? Or are both things true, to one degree or another?
One of the above scenarios must be the case....
Better shut down City Hall then.
There are a number of other possibilities here, CHIEF among them is someone is looking for a nice chunk of go-away change.
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