For All You Warmistas!

Scientists are examining cow farts and burps in a novel bid to combat global warming.
Cow farts collected in plastic tank for global warming study. Scientists are now carrying out trials of new diets designed to improve cows's digestion and hopefully reduce global warming. ROTFL

WHERE'S PETA WHEN YOU NEED THEM!

And that's not all!
Flower may hold key to cow methane
A common wild flower may be the answer to reducing the amount of methane that cows belch, a significant contributor to global warming, scientists said yesterday
Wormeries 'may add to greenhouse gases'
Worms may not be as environmentally friendly as the growing number of gardeners who use them to help compost their kitchen scraps and grass clippings believe, say scientists.

In fact, the greenhouse gases emitted by a large commercial worm composting plant may be comparable to the global warming potential of a landfill site of the same scale, according to the Open University.

This is because worms used in composting emit nitrous oxide - a greenhouse gas 296 times more powerful, molecule for molecule, than carbon dioxide.

Just LOL Food For Thought! LOL
Source: telegraph.co.uk h/t: Wollf